The theatre season may be half over, but that doesn't mean there isn't plenty left to see on D.C. stages, starting with the Kennedy Center, whose impressive World Stages: International Theater Festival kicked off this week (see page 44). If you desire some political high drama, head over to Arena for Camp David. Crave a bit of sexual rompery? No Rules is happily going Boeing Boeing. Fancy a little Falstaff? Shakespeare is presenting both Henrys in rep. What about a macabre musical? Look no further than Signature's Threepenny Opera. Are foul-mouthed puppets your thing? Olney takes us for a spin on Avenue Q. And for those who crave a silence with their Shakespeare, Synetic is reviving its acclaimed Hamlet. Prepare to be thespianized.

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ADVENTURE THEATRE MTC
7300 MacArthur Blvd. Glen Echo, Md. 301-634-2270 adventuretheatre-mtc.org
· The Jungle Book - Based on the story by Rudyard Kipling, follow the adventures of boy-cub Mowgli and his animal pals (4/4-5/25) · Pinkalicious - A girl with an affinity for pink cupcakes turns pink from head to toe and surprisingly does not launch a pop music career (6/20-8/31)
AMERICAN CENTURY THEATER
Gunston Theater II 2700 South Lang St. Arlington 703-998-4555 americancentury.org
· Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mama's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feeling So Sad -- An absurdist black comedy by Arthur Kopit (3/21-4/12) · Judgment at Nuremberg -- A stage version of the acclaimed live TV drama from the '50s (5/30-6/28) · The Great American Century Songbook - A cast of seven present an evening of American folk, popular and stage music from the first third of the 20th century (7/18-8/16)
ARENA STAGE Mead Center for American Theater
1101 6th St. SW 202-488-3300 arenastage.org
· Loveland -- Ann Randolph's one-woman comedy (3/18-4/13, Kogod) · Camp David -- Pulitzer Prize-winner Lawrence Wright pens this dramatization about the historical meeting between President Jimmy Carter, Israeli Prime Minister Menachem Begin and Egyptian President Anwar Sadat. A world premiere directed by Molly Smith (3/21-5/4, Kreeger) · Smokey Joe's Cafe -- Randy Johnson stages this rock classic celebrating the songs of Jerry Lieber and Mike Stoller, including "Jailhouse Rock," "Hound Dog," "Stand by Me" and "On Broadway" (4/25-6/8, Fichandler) · Healing Wars -- Bill Pullman stars in Liz Lerman's piece combining dance and narrative and exploring the healers who treat the physical and psychological wounds of battle (6/7-29, Kogod)
CENTER STAGE
700 N. Calvert St. Baltimore 410-986-4000 centerstage.org
· Vanya and Sonia and Masha and Spike -- A co-production with Kansas City Repertory Theatre of Christopher Durang's hilarious look at a very odd set of siblings (4/16-5/25) · Wild with Happy -- Colman Durango's wild comedy focuses on Gil, who's boyfriend has just left and mother has passed away. Enter boisterous Aunt Flo, who pulls him out of his funk (5/28-6/29)
CONSTELLATION THEATRE
1835 14th St. NW 202-204-7741 constellationtheatre.org
· The Love of the Nightingale -- Playwright Timberlake Wertenbaker adapts Ovid's myth about Philomele, Procne and Tereus, in which family loyalties, desire and violence merge and erupt (4/24-5/25)
FOLGER THEATRE
201 East Capitol St. SE 202-544-7077 folger.edu
· Fiasco Theater's The Two Gentlemen of Verona -- New York's inventive theater company brings its whimsical version of Shakespeare's light comedy (4/17-5/25)
FORD'S THEATRE
511 10th St. NW 202-347-4833 fordstheatre.org
· The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee -- William Finn's delightful crowd-pleasing musical is a natural, obvious fit for Ford's (3-5/17)
GALA HISPANIC THEATRE
3333 14th St. NW 202-234-7174 galatheatre.org
· Living Out -- A lawyer and her Salvadoran nanny, both mothers, struggle to make better lives for their children in this play by Lisa Loomer. Directed by Abel Lopez (4/24-5/18)
KEEGAN THEATRE
1742 Church St. NW 703-892-0202 keegantheatre.com
· Hair -- The classic rock musical lets the sun shine in at Church Street (3/15-4/12) · Things You Shouldn't Say Past Midnight -- A loud, boisterous screwball comedy by Peter Ackerman. Directed by Colin Smith (5/3-24) · A Midsummer Night's Riot -- A one-man tour-de-force from Irish playwright Rosemary Jenkinson (5/6-25)
KENNEDY CENTER
202-467-4600 kennedy-center.org
· World Stages: International Theater Festival -- Works from 20 countries, including staged readings and installations (Now to 3/30; see page 44) · Side Show -- Directed by Bill Condon, this is a Kennedy Center-produced revival of the hit musical about conjoined twins (6-7/13, Eisenhower) · Disney's The Lion King -- Julie Taymor's lavish, inventive adaptation of the popular animated film returns with a roar (6/17-8/17, Opera House)
METRO STAGE
1201 North Royal St. Alexandria 703-548-9044 metrostage.org
· Ella Fitzgerald: First Lady of Song -- Maurice Hines directs and choreographs this celebration of the legendary jazz singer (Now to 3/16) · The Thousandth Night -- An actor is arrested and avoids his fate by playing 38 characters from the Arabian Nights. Directed by John Vreeke (4/3-5/18) · Underneath the Lintel -- Glen Berger's play concerns a Dutch librarian, a returned library book 113 years overdue and the obsession to locate its owner (4/17-5/25)
NATIONAL THEATRE
1321 Pennsylvania Ave. NW 202-628-6161 nationaltheatre.org
· Hal Holbrook in Mark Twain Tonight -- Yes, he's still doing it, and nope, there's no finer personification of Twain (4/4-5) · West Side Story -- One of the greatest musicals of all time in a new revival (6/3-8)
NO RULES THEATRE CO.
4200 Campbell Ave. Arlington 571-527-2159 norulestheatre.org
· Boeing Boeing -- A playboy juggles three fiancées, all of whom are flight attendants. Chaos ensues when there's a weather delay (6/4-29, Signature Theatre)
OLNEY THEATRE CENTER
2001 Olney-Sandy Spring Road Olney, Md. 301-924-3400 olneytheatre.org
· I and You -- Two students unravel a Walt Whitman poem and find romance (2/26-3/23, Theatre Lab) · Once On This Island -- A jubilant musical set in the Caribbean (4/9-5/4, Mainstage) · The Piano Lesson -- The August Wilson classic (5/7-6/1, Theatre Lab) · Avenue Q -- Puppets say the most adult things (6/11-7/6, Mainstage)
POINTLESS THEATRE
Mead Theatre Lab 916 G St. NW 202-733-6321 pointlesstheatre.com
· Sleeping Beauty -- A puppet ballet (4/9-5/3)
REP STAGE
10901 Little Patuxent Parkway Columbia, Md. 443-518-1500 repstage.org
· The Fantasticks -- The Tom Jones-Harvey Schmidt musical still enchants after all these years. Features the classic song, "Try to Remember" (4/30-5/18)
ROUND HOUSE THEATRE
4545 East-West Highway Bethesda 240-644-1100 roundhousetheatre.org
· Two Trains Running -- August Wilson's portrait of African-American life in the '60s (4/2-27) · Ordinary Days -- Adam Gwon's musical is about "growing up and enjoying the view" (5/28-6/22)
SHAKESPEARE THEATRE COMPANY
Harman Center for the Arts 610 F St. NW Lansburgh Theatre 450 7th St. NW 202-547-1122 shakespearetheatre.org
· Henry IV, Parts 1 and 2 -- Michael Kahn directs the epic history plays, running in rep and starring Stacy Keach as Falstaff (3/25-6/8, Harman Hall) · Private Lives -- Maria Aitken directs Noel Coward's sublime comedy of manners (5/29-7/13, Lansburgh)
SIGNATURE THEATRE
4200 Campbell Ave. Arlington 703-820-9771 signature-theatre.org
· Beaches -- Eric Schaeffer directs this musical adaptation of the beloved book by Iris Rainer Dart (2/18-3/23, Max) · Tender Napalm -- Matthew Gardiner directs this edgy, new battle-of-the-sexes drama by Philip Ridley (3/18-5/11, Ark) · The Threepenny Opera -- Matthew Gardiner directs the audacious Bertolt Brecht-Kurt Weill musical (4/22-6/1, Max)
STUDIO THEATRE
1501 14th St. NW 202-332-3300 studiotheatre.org
· Water by the Spoonful -- In this 2012 Pulitzer Prize-winner, the lives of four addicts collide with an ex-Marine in North Philly (3/5-4/13) · Moth -- The friendship between an anime-obsessed teenage boy and an emo-Wiccan girl is forever changed by a huge event on the athletic field (4/9-5/4, 2ndstage) · Cock -- A gay man on break from his boyfriend meets the woman of his dreams in Mike Barlett's provocative work (5/14-6/22) · Beats -- Kieran Hurley performs his one-man show about a teen sneaking off to a rave. A hit at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival (6/11-29) · classic about a playwright and his complicated relationship with his wife. Directed by David Muse (Opens 5/22/13) · Carrie: The Musical -- Keith Allen Baker directs this over-the-top musical (that failed spectacularly on Broadway when it first debuted) with a (hopeful) eye toward extreme camp (7/9-8/3, 2ndstage)
SYNETIC THEATER
1800 South Bell St. Crystal City Arlington 800-494-8497 synetictheater.org
· Hamlet -- A revival of the production that started it all for Synetic (3/14-4/6) · Three Men in a Boat -- Three men take a holiday from work and encounter all manner of misadventures. Directed by Derek Goldman (5/8-6/8)
THEATRE J
1529 16th St. NW 800-494-8497 theaterj.org
· The Admission -- An Israeli homage to All My Sons set in Haifa during the first Intifada. Directed by Sinai Peter (3/20-4/27) · Freud's Last Session -- Serge Seiden directs Mark St. Germain's play in which Freud engages with C.S. Lewis in an exchange about God, love, sex and life (5/14-6/29) · The Prostate Dialogues -- John Spellman performs his own work, commissioned by Theater J, in which he explores masculinity and mortality in the face of cancer. Directed by Jerry Whiddon (5/30-6/29)
WASHINGTON STAGE GUILD
Undercroft Theatre 900 Massachusetts Ave. NW stageguild.org
· Elling -- Oddly matched roommates must cope with the real world and each other (4/24-5/18)
WOOLLY MAMMOTH
641 D St. NW 202-393-3939 woollymammoth.net
· Arguendo -- The innovative company Elevator Repair Service applies its unique theatrical style to the Supreme Court, tackling the 1991 First Amendment case where a group of go-go dancers petitioned for their right to perform completely naked (3/31-4/20) · The Totalitarians -- The ambitious speechwriter for a rich housewife's vanity campaign for public office stumbles upon a perfectly patriotic slogan and it produces campaign gold. Directed by Robert O'Hara (6/2-29)
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Spring Arts Preview 2014